I wonder if
David Hicks ever met Brian Burke? It seems, if you believe the
hullabaloo, that Mr. Burke is about as toxic as the Taliban!
Well, toxic for one liberal minister anyway.
The hurrah over
Mr. Burke began when we found out Kevin Rudd met with him not
once, not twice but three times. John Howard came out swinging
as did his lapdogs, Poodle Peter and rat-dog Tony “the terrier”
Abbott.
Tony Abbot was
so moved over the meeting Rudd had with Burke and the WA Labor
establishment that he said Rudd had “supped with the devil”.
Poodle Peter said anyone who met with Burke was “morally and
politically compromised”. I can almost see Ian Campbell
shrinking in his Senate seat as his own party began their job on
Rudd.
You see, Ian
Campbell was the liberal who had a meeting with Burke in 2005.
Now that his mates had said that anyone who associated with
Burke was “morally and politically compromised” because they had
“supped with the devil”, Campbell was placed in an invidious
situation. Did he come clean with his boss, Howard, or did he
keep his trap shut and continue to enjoy the perks of
ministerial office? I reckon their conversation went like this:
Campbell: “Hey
John, how’s it hanging?”
Howard: “All is
well Ian. Did you see the job we did on Rudd today?”
Campbell:
“That’s what I wanted to talk to you about.”
Howard: “Ian,
you’re shaking. I hope this isn’t going to get emotional. You
know I don’t do emotion well.”
Campbell: “John,
I know you love me. I know you respect me. I know we get on so
well. I want to be part of your team. I want to be part of the
love, John.”
Howard: “Well,
tell me. I’ll be gentle.”
Campbell
(breaking down into huge sobs, his body shaking as he hangs off
the Great Leader’s suit jacket): “I’ve let you down, John. I’ve
let the team down. I supped with the devil.”
Howard (red
faced): “What! You had dinner with that vixen Maxine!”
Campbell: “No.
No. Brian Burke.”
Howard: “Mmm.
Let me think about this. You can jump or I’ll push you. You
choose.”
Campbell (crying
uncontrollably): “But John, I love you. I love the car and the
office with a view. I love the perks and the extra pay and the
long trips and shopping sprees. Please John, I’ll make it up to
you. I’ll pull Julia’s hair. I’ll call Kevin a right old
bastard. Please, anything John but not the outer. Please.
Please.”
As we all know,
the tears, the gnashing of teeth and the wailing went on for a
couple of days. However, in the end, Ian fell on his ministerial
sword and resigned. By this time his “mate” Peter the Poodle had
backtracked and was insisting that anyone who met Brian Burke
was not “morally or politically compromised” but had just
committed a “minor transgression.”
So when Emperor
John announced Campbell’s replacement we were all meant to
breathe a sigh of relief and get on with life. But it seems that
Campbell wasn’t the only liberal who hung out with Brian.
Senator David Johnston, Campbell’s replacement in the Cabinet,
owns shares in a company for whom his mate, Brian Burke, has
lobbied on behalf of. Seems like the Burke bloke is omnipresent!
Perhaps, like the Phantom, he is just a “ghost who walks”.
Now, call me
naive, call me slow, call me anything but late for dinner but it
really seems to me that Brian Burke’s elevation to the Dark Lord
has got out of hand. Sure he’s a criminal who was found to be
corrupt. Sure he did his time and got out. Sure he likes to hang
out in expensive restaurants and live like a king. But hey, what
politician doesn’t?
The whole
exercise has the stink of political desperation about it. The
coalition government was getting a hammering over the ongoing
illegal imprisonment of David Hicks and the Rudd, Gillard team
were gaining some brownie points out there in “average
Australia” land. So Howard needed a diversion. Standard
operating procedure demands it. The classic PR ploy. When all
the political news is bad, divert the punter’s attention
elsewhere.
So I ask you,
would you rather be a politician of the coalition persuasion or
would you rather take your changes with the Taliban? Not much
choice really is there! Howard has no political alliance that
does not advantage him and anyone who becomes a liability, no
matter how small their transgression, will be flicked off like a
blowy at a barby. No time for small distractions when your whole
political career has been built on double dealing, lies and
shallow promises. Howard is the master of the “non core”
friendship. Ian Campbell found that out the hard way.
Now back to
David Hicks and the Taliban. For this bloke, life has not been
kind. No one denies he was involved with Taliban activities. Not
even his parents deny he fell into the wrong company. But what
no one has been able to do is pin any wrong doing on him.
Despite over five years of imprisonment, torture and degrading
treatment, this young Australian, who just happened to be in the
wrong place at the wrong time, has never been shown even a
skerrick of decency or support by the Howard government.
Not only this,
he has not yet faced any criminal court and has only, within the
last few days been actually charged with anything. For over half
the life of the Howard Government Hicks has languished in the
gulag that is Guantanamo bay. The reason for this is simple. He
is only as valuable as his demonisation is given even the
slightest hint of legitimacy and the Howard government is king
when it comes to demonisation.
They say there
is no honour among thieves. All Howard sees around him is
rivals, detractors, political baggage and liabilities that
cannot be easily turned into political capital. So I ask you,
who among us has any hope of a fair, decent and just future when
a man of such shallow interests is supposedly running the
country. The balance of evidence, unlike in the Hicks’ case,
seems to indicate that Howard is guilty of many much worse
crimes than Hicks has been accused of.
As to Howard,
all his crimes have been committed in collusion with his so
called “friends” in the halls of power. The problem is, with
unbridled power comes the stench of hypocrisy and tyranny. At a
time when some of our basic freedoms have been extinguished and
when our chief legal officer, the Attorney General, seems to
take his orders from elsewhere and ignores his duty to protect
and assist us and if a so called mate like Ian Campbell can be
sacrificed for political expediency in order to keep power in
the hands of the Howard government, what hope is there for David
Hicks and the rest of us.